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- Nuts! ...my shaft is bent.
- After 18 holes I can barely walk.
- You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
- Look at the size of his putter.
- Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
- Mind if I join your threesome?
- Stand with your back turned and drop it.
- My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
- Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
- Hold up...I need to wash my balls first!
"Always wash your wood and balls before strokin it." -- Bren Nordgren