Originally published by John Eccker, on his humor pages at http://www.eccker.org/johnf/humor/humor257.htm. Retrieved from the Wayback Machine archive (captured 2003-01-04) and reproduced here for archival purposes -- credit for the jokes belongs to the original author, not youmightbe.com.
- I need to whip it out by 5!
- Mind if I use your laptop?
- Put it in my box before I leave.
- If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
- I want it on my desk, NOW!
- HMMMMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid.
- My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
- It's an entry-level position.
- When do you think you'll be getting off today?
- It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!