Originally published by The Laffatorium (laffnow.com) at http://www.laffnow.com/humor/turkdirt.htm. Retrieved from the Wayback Machine archive (captured 2002-08-25) and reproduced here for archival purposes -- credit for the jokes belongs to the original author, not youmightbe.com.
- Reach in and grab the giblets.
- Whew... that's one terrific spread!
- I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
- Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
- Talk about a huge breast!
- "And he forces his way into the end zone."
- She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
- It's cool whip time!
- If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst.
- It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.