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Originally published by Author credited on the original page only as: "Author is anonymous" at http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Village/8412/cstudent.html. Retrieved from the Wayback Machine archive (captured 2001-12-19) and reproduced here for archival purposes -- credit for the jokes belongs to the original author, not youmightbe.com.

  • If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
  • If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
  • If you consider Mac and cheese a balanced meal.
  • If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
  • If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
  • If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal plastic cups (i.e. Olympic Dream Team I or II).
  • If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
  • If you can't remember the last time you washed your car.
  • If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
  • If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
  • If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
  • If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week.
  • If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free" even though it sucks.
  • If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
  • If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
  • If your social life consists of a date with the library.
  • If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them.
  • If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class.
  • If your idea of doing your hair is putting on a baseball cap.
  • If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
  • If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
  • If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class.
  • If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
  • If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
  • If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
  • If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
  • If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
  • If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
  • If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
  • If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
  • If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
  • If you get more e-mail than mail...