Originally published by Hosted on a Geocities "Funnies" page (SouthBeach/6292); no author credited on the page itself at http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/6292/Top10/10addict.html. Retrieved from the Wayback Machine archive (captured 2003-04-01) and reproduced here for archival purposes -- credit for the jokes belongs to the original author, not youmightbe.com.
- You write a letter that says something like "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin"
- You have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws of Life.
- Someone at work/school tells a joke and you say, "LOL."
- You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization or complete sentences.
- You double click your TV remote.
- Your answering machine message is something to the effect of "BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL."
- You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online -- even before you drink your cup of Java.
- You smile sideways.
- Tech Support calls YOU for help.
- Being called a newbie is a MAJOR insult.