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I respect UK fans, I just know that a few of them go to extremes...
  • you were physically ill after UK lost to Duke on a last second shot in the NCAA tourney.
  • you're the principal of a school and you let the entire school skip the last two periods of the day just to see the first round of the NCAA Tournament ... (yearly occurance).
  • you have ever painted yourself blue to watch a game.
  • ...on television.
  • you think it's acceptable to spell cats with a "K"
  • you've ever threatened a head coach with his dog's life if the team lost to the in-state rival (U of L, of course)
  • ...when you found out he didn't have a dog, you left one on his front porch.
  • you acted so obnoxious on the coach's call-in show that they cut you off the air.
  • you've used the bowel movements of farm animals to predict the team's score in the next game.

 

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