- You think you’ll only need a sweater in June.
- You think walking uphill for several blocks is an adventure.
- You congest foot traffic at Pier 39 to take a picture.
- When riding the Powel/Hyde Street Cable Car, one hand is holding on for dear life while
the other is holding a camcorder.
- You drive across the Golden Gate Bridge and turn right around.
- The “Bush Man” scares the crap out of you.
- You walk around Union Square with a map.
- You find the derelicts on MUNI charming.
- You stop and gawk at “The Silver Guys.”
- You can’t tune out a loud homeless person.
- You wonder why the hillside houses “don’t fall into each other.”
- You hope to experience an earthquake just to see what they feel like.
- You wonder where all those pink shopping bags came from.
- You’re willing to pay $4 to ride the cable car to Fisherman’s Wharf; $2 from
the California StreetLine and another $2 to transfer onto the Powell Street Line. (If you
want to get to the Wharf any native knows you can just take the F Line from Market &
California – DUH!)
- When you ask for directions, you can’t understand why someone would look at you
with such disdain.
- You don’t see Willie Brown as a money hungry freak.
- You have no idea what a Street Sheet is.
- You think the knickknacks from Chinatown will last for awhile.
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