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  • Gymnastics is life and the rest is just spare time.
  • you have never heard of the words whining and wimps.
  • your vocabulary includes rips, wedgies, sweat, determination, and guts!
  • you use your swingset to practice your bar routine.
  • you sit in a straddle when you are watching TV.
  • you have blisters on your hands for life.
  • you have become attached to your grips.
  • you have more rips in your hands from bar than holes in swiss cheese!
  • you're at the mall and you just want to flip and tumble and hang from all the poles!
  • people mistake you for a rubber band.
  • you're doing handstands on the monkey bars in the schools playground.
  • your bed is a trampoline.
  • you use chalk more often than soap.
  • your body cracks loud enough to stop class but you don't hear it.
  • you're short enough to model for trophies.
  • the only athletes you know are Dominique and Kerri.
  • aerial and roundoff are the two main words in your vocabulary.
  • your friends are at the mall looking at the newest fashions, when you're looking at leos.
  • your hands have more blisters than knuckles.
  • you come home with more chalk on you than on a chalkboard.
  • you point you toes during pull ups for gym class.
  • you dance down the hallway instead of walk.
  • your floor routine music is your favorite song.
  • the Matt and Kip you spend most of your time with aren't guys.
  • you know most vaults aren't in the bank.
  • practice makes perfect isn't just a saying, but a way of life.
  • all your friends are eating dinner while you are at practice.
  • your rips are the size of the Grand Canyon.
  • you can stick it without using glue.
  • during a Social Studies test, you are tempted to put down what you really studied.
  • the magnificent seven isn't a tv show, it's Shannon, Dominique, Amy, Amanda, Dominique, Jaycie, and Keri.
  • you do handstands in public bathrooms.
  • you do pirouettes while waiting in line.
  • you do handstands in the parking lot.
  • you can't remember a time when your hands were soft & uncallused.
  • you perform well under stress.
  • you compete calmly before crowds yet suffers anxiety during school tests.
  • you are well coordinated.
  • you have the ability to balance your body on a narrow beam yet cannot bend over to pick up the clothes off of the floor of you room.
  • you have a new leo for every day of practice.
  • your couch is like a pit where you do all your flips.
  • you have bigger musles than all the boys in school.
  • every thing you do has to do with flipping.
  • you promise to never stop gymnastics.... like an energizer bunny that just keeps going.
  • your calves look like softballs because they are so big.
  • you go to school and take the chalk home from the chalkboard.
  • you tell off boys on dates telling them you have gymnastics.
  • your rips are like craters in the moon.
  • your saying is: it doesnt hurt till the bone shows.
  • beam is super fat, and definitely easy!

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