- you are allergic to sunlight. (Cat)
- you have ever written a poem about your dead cat/dog/fish/hampster. ( deathchid@aol.com )
the following suggestions by Dj Nik, dj_n1k@hotmail.com)
- caffeine is more important than sunlight.
- petrol is more important than sunlight.
- you wear more makeup than your wife/girlfriend.
- you take an ice cold bath before going to sleep.
- you take an ice cold bath before sex.
- you demand someone takes an ice cold bath before sex.
- at your wedding, the bride wears a huge dark mistress dress and you wear a white leather
body suit.
- at your wedding, it is difficult to tell which is the bride and which is the groom.
- you have ever slamdanced.
- ...to make room for you and your friends at the high school prom.
- you have ever imprisoned a friend as a child and drained him of his soul.
- mana is more important than sunlight.
- your friends are too scared to call you spooky.
- you slept in your drummers bass drum during a gig.
- you practiced guitar swallowing and ended up in ER.
- you don't come out on film.
- your reflection is distorted.
- you don't use a plectrum due to the size of your fingernails.
- you ate your homework for the ink.
- you have a tattoo of a spider anywhere.
- you shave with a salted razor outside on a snowy winters day.
- the sabbath day makes you shudder.
- you wonder whether marilyn manson is good/evil or rich.
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