YouMightBe.com's humor lists » NASCAR http://youmightbe.com/blog A collection of humor lists from user submissions and usenet postings. Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:24:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 (More) You might be a NASCAR fan if… http://youmightbe.com/blog/2006/12/29/more-you-might-be-a-nascar-fan-if/ http://youmightbe.com/blog/2006/12/29/more-you-might-be-a-nascar-fan-if/#comments Fri, 29 Dec 2006 18:52:29 +0000 John http://youmightbe.com/blog/?p=44 …you’ve seen Talladega Nights more than 3 times.

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