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		<title>Drunk needs a push</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GOTTA Â LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE Â Â  A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 Â o&#8217;clock in the morning byÂ Â loud pounding on the Â door.Â Â  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken Â stranger, Â  standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a Â push. Â  &#8220;Not a chance,&#8221; says [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">GOTTA Â LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE </span></span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â </span></span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 Â o&#8217;clock in the morning byÂ </span></span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â loud pounding on the Â door.Â </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken Â stranger,</span></span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a Â push.</span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  &#8220;Not a chance,&#8221; says the husband, &#8220;it is 3 o&#8217;clock in the Â </span></span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  morning!Â </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  He slams the door and returns to Â bed.Â </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  &#8220;Who was that?&#8221; asked his Â wife.</span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â Â &#8221;Just some drunk guy asking for a push,&#8221; he Â answers.Â </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  &#8220;Did you help him?&#8221; she Â asks.Â </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  Â &#8221;No, I did not! It&#8217;s 3 o&#8217;clock in the morning and it is pouring <script type="text/javascript"><!--
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<em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  Â outÂ there!&#8221;Â </span></span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â </span></span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  Well, you have a short memory,&#8221; says Â his wife. &#8220;Can&#8217;t you </span></span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  rememberÂ about three months ago when we Â broke down and </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  Â those two guys helpedÂ  us? I think you should help him, and Â </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  Â you should be ashamed ofÂ yourself!&#8221;Â </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  The man does as he Â is told, gets dressed, and goes out into theÂ </span></span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  pounding rain. He Â calls out into the dark, &#8220;Hello, are you stillÂ there?&#8221;Â </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  Â Yes&#8221; comes back the answer.</span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  Do you still need a push?&#8221; calls out Â the husband.Â </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  Yes, Please!&#8221; comes the reply from the Â dark.Â </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  Where are you?&#8221; asks the husband.Â </span></span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-style: italic">Â  Â &#8221;Over here on the swing!&#8221; replies the drunkÂ </span></span></em></p>
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