You can’t sleep unless your dog is sleeping with you.

• You get your best sleep when all 5 dogs are with you.
• You know each dog’s voice and pitter-patter footsteps.
• And of course you kow what the different barks mean–you can speak dog.

• You might be a runner if... http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?board=1&id=9545&thread=9545 ...your toenails are black. ...your shoes have more miles on them than your car does. ...you need a magnifying glass to see your name in the paper. ...you have chafing in strange places. ...people say, "You run three miles...at once?" ...all your socks are either stained or torn. ...your......
• You might be addicted to Twitter if... There is a bird-chirping noise coming from your computer every minute or so. You refer to people as @nickname outside of Twitter (seek help if you refer to them that way in real life) People have threatened to un-friend you on Facebook because you have the Twitter app turned......
• You might be a bachelor if... *  you eat frozen pizza without microwaving it. ( you can cook those things? ) * you use a stapler to adjust the length of your trousers. ( Bert van Viegen, viegen ) * you get your furniture out of the clean up pile and then brag about how it......
• You might be a biker if... going 4-wheeling means your old lady has her own bike. your gloves don't have any fingers. you prefer to pee outside. your beer preference is BEER. you treat your leather better than your woman. you wash your bike more than you wash yourself. rock-and-roll is the only kind of......
• You might be a high school freshman if... You might be a freshman in highschool if... 1. You sign up for every club available. 2. You make a point of dressing like and acting like the social group you wish to infiltrate... 3. ...and habitually walk by their "spot" an average of 12.5694 times each lunch... 4. ...buying......

• Four Businesses To Start For Dog Lovers I don't know about you, but I love animals. I'm not some kind of obsessed animal lover. I don't picket cow slaughter houses, and I've never pondered the idea of joining PETA. They would probably never accept me, because i actually like the zoo. How else would I get to......
• 3 Rules of Dog Walking Etiquette [caption id="attachment_187" align="alignleft" width="240" caption="Dog Walking."][/caption]When you're walking a dog, it's inevitable that you're going to encounter some familiar and some not-so-familiar faces along the way. While you might be a dog lover, it's important to remember that not everyone else is a dog lover; and even the other dog......
• Is It Time to Hire a Dog Trainer? [caption id="attachment_131" align="alignleft" width="170" caption="Do you need to hire a trainer?"][/caption] The chances are good that if you're reading this, you're a dog lover. Some dog lovers don't necessarily want to admit that your dog has a behavioral problem that needs to be address. Others think that their dog is......