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You might be an Animaniacs fan if…

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  • you’ve tried to outdo Yakko’s singing of the dictionary by singing the Encylopedia. (Lynxan)
  • you’ve suspected that your successful friend might be a chicken. (Lynxan)
  • you yell “potty emergency” every time you need to go. ( Deena )
  • you can sing the words to Wakko’s “America”…
  • …or Yahoo’s “World”…
  • when telling your friends something, you always start with “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
  • whenever in the hospital, you have the urge to say, “Helllooooooo Nurse!”

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