YouMightBe.com's humor lists » biker http://youmightbe.com/blog A collection of humor lists from user submissions and usenet postings. Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:24:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 You might be a biker if… http://youmightbe.com/blog/2009/02/28/you-might-be-a-biker-if/ http://youmightbe.com/blog/2009/02/28/you-might-be-a-biker-if/#comments Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:12:10 +0000 John http://youmightbe.com/blog/?p=149
  • going 4-wheeling means your old lady has her own bike.
  • your gloves don’t have any fingers.
  • you prefer to pee outside.
  • your beer preference is BEER.
  • you treat your leather better than your woman.
  • you wash your bike more than you wash yourself.
  • rock-and-roll is the only kind of music.
  • you think Jack Daniels is your best friend.
  • you ride instead of walk down the aisle.
  • you pass out with a beer in your hand without spilling a drop, and finish drinking it when you wake up in the morning.
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