- Author: Thomas
- Published: Feb 28th, 2009
- Category: You Might Be Humor List
- Comments: None
Tags: biker
- going 4-wheeling means your old lady has her own bike.
- your gloves don’t have any fingers.
- you prefer to pee outside.
- your beer preference is BEER.
- you treat your leather better than your woman.
- you wash your bike more than you wash yourself.
- rock-and-roll is the only kind of music.
- you think Jack Daniels is your best friend.
- you ride instead of walk down the aisle.
- you pass out with a beer in your hand without spilling a drop, and finish drinking it when you wake up in the morning.
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