- Author: Thomas
- Published: May 4th, 2010
- Category: You Might Be Humor List
- Comments: None
Tags: beer
- you refer to popular American beers as “swill”.
- you frequent any brewpub that has a disclaimer that they will ask you to leave if you order a light beer.
- you frequent any brewpub that does not serve beer other than its own in-house brew.
- you prefer home brew to mass-produced beer.
- …even bad home brew.
- you treat light beer drinkers the same as fruity martini drinkers.
- you know the IBUs of your beers.
- you’ve written reviews of beers on beer rating sites.
- you know the definition of “ale”, “lager”, “stout”, “doppelbock”, etc…
- you’ve ever uttered the word “hoppy”.
- “Beer is Food” doesn’t make you an alcoholic.
- you know beers by their country of origin.
- you are disturbed when you notice foreign beers that are served in ethnic restaurants that don’t match the country of origin. [Sapporo in Thai restaurants, Singha in Indian...]
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