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		<title>Bailout money</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
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<p style="color: #0257b3;">My <a style="color: #800020;text-decoration: underline;" title="www.youmightbe.com/blog" href="http://www.youmightbe.com/blog">blog</a> deserves<br />
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