YouMightBe.com's humor lists » accountant http://youmightbe.com/blog A collection of humor lists from user submissions and usenet postings. Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:24:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 You might be an accountant if… http://youmightbe.com/blog/2008/01/25/you-might-be-an-accountant-if/ http://youmightbe.com/blog/2008/01/25/you-might-be-an-accountant-if/#comments Fri, 25 Jan 2008 21:39:22 +0000 John http://youmightbe.com/blog/2008/01/25/you-might-be-an-accountant-if/
  • your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
  • you refer to your child as Deduction 214 3.
  • you deduct Exlax as “Moving expenses”
  • at the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation.
  • you decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline “==========”
  • you had no idea that GAP was also a clothing store
  • you consider it normal not to see your spouse or children from February to April 15th. (Laura Cole)
  • you’ve ever made a joke about a double-entry bookkeeping method. (Alicat )
  • you know what the acronym MACRS stands for. (Alicat)
  • you have a petty cash box at home and actually refer to it as such (Amy R.).
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