http://youmightbe.com/blog A collection of humor lists from user submissions and usenet postings. Tue, 07 Sep 2010 03:59:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://youmightbe.com/blog/2008/01/25/you-might-be-anal-retentive-if/comment-page-1/#comment-56567 Cynthia Brooks Tue, 07 Sep 2010 03:59:00 +0000 http://youmightbe.com/blog/2008/01/25/you-might-be-anal-retentive-if/#comment-56567 If your toilet paper has to fall over the roll instead of under If your toilet paper has to fall over the roll instead of under

]]> http://youmightbe.com/blog/2008/01/25/you-might-be-anal-retentive-if/comment-page-1/#comment-35579 Kelkat Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:06:55 +0000 http://youmightbe.com/blog/2008/01/25/you-might-be-anal-retentive-if/#comment-35579 The 'r' is missing from what should be 'your' in the sentence, "all you books, CDs, and movies have to be alphabetical order." The ‘r’ is missing from what should be ‘your’ in the sentence, “all you books, CDs, and movies have to be alphabetical order.”

]]> http://youmightbe.com/blog/2008/01/25/you-might-be-a-gamer-if-2/comment-page-1/#comment-30533 Shellman153 Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:40:47 +0000 http://youmightbe.com/blog/2008/01/25/you-might-be-a-gamer-if-2/#comment-30533 you can play the PSP with your toes and an X Box with your hands at the same time. you can play the PSP with your toes and an X Box with your hands at the same time.

]]> http://youmightbe.com/blog/2009/02/20/you-might-be-a-band-geek-if-2/comment-page-1/#comment-24932 Mari Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:56:49 +0000 http://youmightbe.com/blog/?p=124#comment-24932 You might be a band geek when: You can find the time and key change in any song You threaten people that you'll "shove this instrument so hard" up some place bad You've been on the loading crew at least 3 times voluntarily You listen to a Senior no matter what section they're in Every year there's a conspiracy to prank your drum major(s)/majorett(s) You make up sexual inuendos involving slide grease and valve oil. You've nearly beaten up a freshman for putting up their uniform wrong You keep all your flip-folders from marching season You have all your music from begginer band all the way to graduations. You've tried to steal the director's baton or the major's mace or whistle at least once You've always wanted to shove the director or major off the podium for fun. You might be a band geek when:
You can find the time and key change in any song
You threaten people that you’ll “shove this instrument so hard” up some place bad
You’ve been on the loading crew at least 3 times voluntarily
You listen to a Senior no matter what section they’re in
Every year there’s a conspiracy to prank your drum major(s)/majorett(s)
You make up sexual inuendos involving slide grease and valve oil.
You’ve nearly beaten up a freshman for putting up their uniform wrong
You keep all your flip-folders from marching season
You have all your music from begginer band all the way to graduations.
You’ve tried to steal the director’s baton or the major’s mace or whistle at least once
You’ve always wanted to shove the director or major off the podium for fun.

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