YouMightBe.com’s humor lists

• you eat the M&Ms in color order.
• you fold your dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper.
• From Miranda:
  • you have to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order by size.
  • you have all your canned goods organized by type, flavor, and use.
  • and they’re all facing the front.
  • all you books, CDs, and movies have to be alphabetical order.
• you require no less than 200 threads per inch on your sheets. (Peggy)
• …and they are tucked so tightly that you really could bounce a quarter on them.
• you alphabetize your spices. ( Bert )
• you actually bother trying to convince someone that the 3rd millenium hasn’t begun yet (or that it *has* begun).
• you organize your closet by color, season, and fabric. ( Jennifer )
• you flame every person who sent you email because the emails weren’t spelled correctly or gramatically correct.
• you remove the tires to wash inside the wheel-wells of your vehicle. (Pat)
• you collect the little postcards in magazine issues…
• …for recycling.
• every e-mail reply that you send has been through a grammar checker…
• …and you correct the original message.
• you’re on a “calorie-counting” diet and you count the calories in the hot sauce on your “Big Beef Burrito Supreme”

You can’t sleep unless your dog is sleeping with you.

• You get your best sleep when all 5 dogs are with you.
• You know each dog’s voice and pitter-patter footsteps.
• And of course you kow what the different barks mean–you can speak dog.

You might be a math geek if the answer to every question in life is the limit does not exist.

• You put tracking/randomization numbers in your subject lines: Cash-flow-74002006
• Your entire message body is composed of images, without any description text.
• gmail can’t seem to “preview in html” the pdf you attached.
• Your sender name includes one of the following words: panel, notice, meds, travel, survey
• Note: I said SENDER, not subject. A legitimate sender would at least give me a real “from” address.
• Your e-mail utilizes horribly bad English in ALL CAPS.
• Your e-mail doesn’t use English at all.
• Your e-mail doesn’t even use the Latin alphabet (Cyrillic, Chinese, etc… instead)
• You put the $ sign in the wrong place and use a period for a 1000s separator (10.000$)
• You specify US for the $ amount.
• You can’t manage to correctly spell the name of the product you’re selling me.
• You write in HAX0r