GOTTA Â LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
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 A man, and his wife are awakened at 3  o’clock in the morning byÂ
 loud pounding on the  door.Â
 The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken  stranger,
 standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a  push.
 “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3 o’clock in the Â
 morning!Â
 He slams the door and returns to  bed.Â
 “Who was that?” asked his  wife.
  ”Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he  answers.Â
 “Did you help him?” she  asks.Â
  ”No, I did not! It’s 3 o’clock in the morning and it is pouring
  out there!”Â
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 Well, you have a short memory,” says  his wife. “Can’t you
 remember about three months ago when we  broke down and
  those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and Â
  you should be ashamed of yourself!”Â
 The man does as he  is told, gets dressed, and goes out into theÂ
 pounding rain. He  calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”Â
  Yes” comes back the answer.
 Do you still need a push?” calls out  the husband.Â
 Yes, Please!” comes the reply from the  dark.Â
 Where are you?” asks the husband.Â
  ”Over here on the swing!” replies the drunkÂ
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