“Shit Happens” from a Social Media Perspective
In the style of the Shit Happens list:
- I am mayor of this toilet.
- That Mexican food hit me wrong. (Someone who is keen on maintaining their “personal brand”)
- I need to shit. (Everyone else)
- The inside joke type: “The Nope strikes again.” [where your inside crowd nickname for a Mexican place goes in the bold italics.]
- 3 people “Like” this shit.
- The vague, but obvious reference: “Glade Floral Scent rocks.”
- No apologies: “I Shit”
- Whoa… somebody didn’t flush their shit. Hey, everybody, check this shit out!
- Post your toilet and have random people shit in it.
- You: This shit is awesome. Others: I’m going to bury your shit.
- Excellent at making sure I flush my shit.
- Why is there corn in my shit?