- Author: John
- Published: Jan 28th, 2011
- Category: You Might Be Humor List
- Comments: 1
Tags: star trek, trekkie
you’ve been to KLI.org .
…you created the KLI.org site .
…you’ve submitted corrections to KLI.org .
you actually know that the prime directive isn’t “to boldly go where no man has gone before” and what it actually is.
you know who Barkeley is and what happened to him.
you’re certain that the shooting star you just saw was an exploding borg cube.
you and any of your friends have a discussion over which is more correct “Trekkies or Trekkers.”
you actually saw the movie “Trekkies” in the theater.
…or boycotted the movie theater showing it.
you’ve built a life size replica of Captain Pike’s wheel chair.
you’ve ever pulled the legs of your hamster because you always wanted a tribble.
Nurse Chapel / Deanna Troi / Beverly Crusher / Dax is your Dream Woman.
…if you asked “which one?” to the last one.
…if you came name more than 10 females that I missed.
you know who Ashley Judd is, because of her appearance on The Next Generation.
you can name the bridge crew for the original series.
you can name the members of each bridge crew and their rank for the Next Generation series.
you can name the bridge crew, their rank, and their species for Voyager.
you know the different classes of starships.
you also know the top warp speed, inertial damper tolerances, and standard weaponry of each class.
you own a Star Fleet manual…
you read The Physics of Star Trek and came up with counter arguments to the mentions of General Relativity as it applies to Star Trek.
you’ve had more Gene Roddenberry sightings than the Enquirer has had Elvis sightings.
you’ve ever worn a pair of Vulcan Ears..
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