This list is from the mid-90s as obvious from the third item…
- you know it’s best not to be on the 405 at 4:05 pm.
- getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about “twenty minutes”.
- EVERYONE you know owns a pager and/or cell phone.
- you know what neighborhood someone lives in by the degree of damage incurred during the riots.
- you’ve inadvertently learned Spanish.
- you’ve got to bring the cat/plants in when it drops to 55 degrees.
- in the “winter”, you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day.
- you’ve bumped into a celebrity at El Pollo Loco.
- you know what “sigalert”, “PCH”, and “the five” mean.
- after an earthquake, everyone has a pretty good idea what it measured on the Richter scale.
- your pizza delivery guy is also on contract with Warner Bros.
- your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you’re definitely driving.
- you have a gym membership because it’s mandatory.
- your TV show is interrupted by a police chase.
- you can’t fall asleep without the lull of a helicopter flying overhead.
- you were housebound during the “melathion” sprayings.
- you know people who have a ridiculous number of piercings/tattoos/guns.
- when tourists ask where they can get souvenirs, you direct them to Venice Beach.
- you know someone named Freedom, Rainbow, Persephone or Destiny.
- you’ve trespassed through private property to get to the “Hollywood” sign.
- you’ve partied in Tijuana at least once.
- you know Hollywood has a “lake”.
- you don’t stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
- you’ve lost your car in the Century City Shopping Center parking lot.
- you’ve ever bought oranges, flowers, cherries or peanuts on a freeway off-ramp.
- You might be an Animaniacs fan if... you've tried to outdo Yakko's singing of the dictionary by singing the Encylopedia. (Lynxan) you've suspected that your successful friend might be a chicken. (Lynxan) you yell "potty emergency" every time you need to go. ( Deena ) you can sing the words to Wakko's "America"... ...or Yahoo's "World".........
- Types of Meetings Meeting before the meeting - A select group of people, usually from the same team, decide what the "correct outcome" of the main meeting is supposed to be. When the main meeting comes, the co-conspirators stick to their guns about what must be done. Meeting after the meeting - Often, the......
- You might be making your coworkers uncomfortable if... (See also Grumpy Coworker) you ask your black coworkers why their people are always trying to keep the white man down. you openly discuss your menstrual cycle. If someone points out the fact that you're a man, bring them up on sexual harassment charges. you push your desk away from......
- You might be computer illiterate if... A list from 10+ years ago... you slide the mouse pad over when the mouse gets to the edge. there is writing on the white-out on your screen -you can't figure out what a colon followed by a minus sign and a parenthesis means :-) someone asks you how to......
- You might be anal-retentive if... you eat the M&Ms in color order. you fold your dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper. From Miranda: you have to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order by size. you have all your canned goods organized by type, flavor, and......
- You might be a bad driver if... you've ever offered someone inordinate sums of money for the damage because if the insurance company hears about one more accident... your friends would rather walk five miles barefoot on asfault in 110 degree heat than accept a ride from you. you go to leave the frat party stone......
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