• You might be a coffee snob if... -you heat the coffee mug before pouring your coffee -you brew your own coffee at work -...from fresh ground whole beans -...stored in a climate and humidity-controlled environment -...in your own coffee maker -you refuse to patronize Starbucks since they simplified their daytime brew offering. -...and you know the name......
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The following are ways of expressing the snow hysteria (especially on Twitter):

• snOMG
• snowmageddon
• snoWTF
• ohsnowudidnt
• snoverkill
• snowicane
• snopacalypse

Added:

• Some other snow portmanteau may be found on A Daily Portmanteau: Snowmenclature, including:  snovice, snowhere, snowonder, snowbegone, snowmad, state of snomergency, snoway, snovacaine, snoxious, snowbotomy, snooky, snowcreation, snaction…
• From TSNONami – tSNOnami, SNOzilla, SNOlycrap, SNOtards, SNOverated, SNOverreaction, SNOverestimated, SNOthingsgonnahappen, SNOba_fett, SNObalWarming, SNOblivion, SNOproblem, SNOwayinhell, SNOtoriousBIG, SNOf__kyourself, SNOflakes, SNOcoholics, SNOtography, SNOtos.

• You might be from Louisville (KY) if... your "International" airport has only one passenger flight that actually leaves the 48 contiguous U.S. states. (Louisville "would-like-to-be" International Airport) the in-state sports rivalry is paid more attention to than the national championship. you live in an area that occasionally gets considerable snowfalls, floods, and tornadoes, but has no......
• You might be a bad customer if... you instruct the bartender on how to make a drink because, very loudly, you explain "That's how they make them at MY country club." Then you wait to receive your .19 cents in change and don't tip. you go into a convenience store and buy a pack of gum......
• You might be a biker if... going 4-wheeling means your old lady has her own bike. your gloves don't have any fingers. you prefer to pee outside. your beer preference is BEER. you treat your leather better than your woman. you wash your bike more than you wash yourself. rock-and-roll is the only kind of......
• You might be a caffeine addict if... you think sleep is for the weak.  you've just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o'clock, just so "the milk doesn't go bad over the weekend" (Naz) you believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable. you have a website......
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1. You standard response to any emergency is to post its occurrence as your status, then deal with the emergency.
2. …bonus points if you solicit advice for handling the emergency via Facebook.
3. You take every “What kind of …. are you?” quiz possible, including the “What kind of chia pet are you??” quiz.  (I’m hope that I’m making that one up.)
4. You update statuses like a misguided Twitter addict.
5. You spam all of your friends with app requests so that you can unlock the next level of super pokes.
6. You keep answering 21 questions about your friends in a paranoid attempt to find out who thinks you would fart in public.
7. You spend more time playing Farmville than most people spend awake.
8. You insist on posting inappropriate things that your mom, who is your Facebook friend, feels compelled to respond to.
9. You’ve friended your disgruntled exes and regularly start awkward passive-aggressive rants about them.
10. You participate in every “post this as your status if” trend as if there was some “breaking the chain letter” curse for not doing so.
11. “25 things about me” was way too little information about yourself, so you fill out more lists that require you to tag your friends in your troubling revelations, making them collateral damage.
12. You rant about how stupid people are in your status, misspelling every other word.
13. You seem to think that every one of your “friends” would be interested in joining your fringe political movement, and attempt to persuade by derision of those too meek to stand up and join you.
14. You regularly feel compelled to post things that reveal too much information about things no one wants to know about.  (Hint:  If it came out of your body unexpectedly or happened when you were at least half-naked, the rest of us probably don’t want to know.)

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This list is from the mid-90s as obvious from the third item…

• you know it’s best not to be on the 405 at 4:05 pm.
• getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about “twenty minutes”.
• EVERYONE you know owns a pager and/or cell phone.
• you know what neighborhood someone lives in by the degree of damage incurred during the riots.
• you’ve inadvertently learned Spanish.
• you’ve got to bring the cat/plants in when it drops to 55 degrees.
• in the “winter”, you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day.
• you’ve bumped into a celebrity at El Pollo Loco.
• you know what “sigalert”, “PCH”, and “the five” mean.
• after an earthquake, everyone has a pretty good idea what it measured on the Richter scale.
• your pizza delivery guy is also on contract with Warner Bros.
• your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you’re definitely driving.
• you have a gym membership because it’s mandatory.
• your TV show is interrupted by a police chase.
• you can’t fall asleep without the lull of a helicopter flying overhead.
• you were housebound during the “melathion” sprayings.
• you know people who have a ridiculous number of piercings/tattoos/guns.
• when tourists ask where they can get souvenirs, you direct them to Venice Beach.
• you know someone named Freedom, Rainbow, Persephone or Destiny.
• you’ve trespassed through private property to get to the “Hollywood” sign.
• you’ve partied in Tijuana at least once.
• you know Hollywood has a “lake”.
• you don’t stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
• you’ve lost your car in the Century City Shopping Center parking lot.
• you’ve ever bought oranges, flowers, cherries or peanuts on a freeway off-ramp.

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• You might be a New Yorker if... you know what "call you for it" or "choose you for it" means. you get scared when a stranger randomly starts up a conversation with you. you can't stand leaving the city because people everywhere else are so nice, it's annoying. you curse....a lot. you believe that if you're......
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