• everytime you want to change the subject you say “and now for something completely different”
• you named your website Weasels and Spit
• when, after coming in from doing hard work, someone asked you what you’ve been doing you’ve ever replied “I just spent four hours buryin’ the cat” (and enjoyed the strange look you got)
• you have ever responded to someone asking where something is by saying “Is it behind the rabbit?”
• your birthday/Christmas wish list has “a holy hand granade” as your number one wish.
• all of your comebacks/insults are in an “outrageous accent.”
• somebody wishes to move past you (vehicle, etc.) you quote the bridge scene.
• when someone asks your name you say “(in a thundering voice) Some people call me. . . (quieter) [your name here].
• if you find yourself saying “NI” to people that you don’t like
• you have a perfect cockney accent… and you’ve never been to England
• you find yourself saying “tis only a scratch” when you are bleeding to death and laughing about it through the pain
• you have all the CD’s with songs on them, and people catch you singing them to yourself.
• you watched “As Good As It Gets” and snickered when Jack Nicholson played “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life,” not because of the irony of it all, but because you remember the song from “Life of Brian.”

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