• Musician Light Bulb Jokes How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we have machines to do that now. How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the keyboardist can do it with his left hand. How many lead guitarists does it take to change......
• You might be an Animaniacs fan if... you've tried to outdo Yakko's singing of the dictionary by singing the Encylopedia. (Lynxan) you've suspected that your successful friend might be a chicken. (Lynxan) you yell "potty emergency" every time you need to go. ( Deena ) you can sing the words to Wakko's "America"... ...or Yahoo's "World".........
• you might be a Sorg if.... 1. you have a big family 2. you hate when they say your name wrong like sorge or surge 3. your mother calls you your brothers or sisters names on a daily basis 4. when you go anywhere and no one has to be told what your name is they......
• You might be a Twitter Spammer if... (Tip:  To report spam, follow @spam on Twitter and then direct message the @username - e..g., "d spam @spammer") You still have the default avatar (Hint to anyone who hasn't yet) You have been suspended on a regular basis: "Sorry, the account you were headed to has been suspended due......
• You might be addicted to Twitter if... There is a bird-chirping noise coming from your computer every minute or so. You refer to people as @nickname outside of Twitter (seek help if you refer to them that way in real life) People have threatened to un-friend you on Facebook because you have the Twitter app turned......

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