You might be a biker if…

  • going 4-wheeling means your old lady has her own bike.
  • your gloves don’t have any fingers.
  • you prefer to pee outside.
  • your beer preference is BEER.
  • you treat your leather better than your woman.
  • you wash your bike more than you wash yourself.
  • rock-and-roll is the only kind of music.
  • you think Jack Daniels is your best friend.
  • you ride instead of walk down the aisle.
  • you pass out with a beer in your hand without spilling a drop, and finish drinking it when you wake up in the morning.