• going 4-wheeling means your old lady has her own bike.
• your gloves don’t have any fingers.
• you prefer to pee outside.
• your beer preference is BEER.
• you treat your leather better than your woman.
• you wash your bike more than you wash yourself.
• rock-and-roll is the only kind of music.
• you think Jack Daniels is your best friend.
• you ride instead of walk down the aisle.
• you pass out with a beer in your hand without spilling a drop, and finish drinking it when you wake up in the morning.

• You might be a Canadian if... You might be a Canadian if... You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, i just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. You drink pop, not soda. You know that a mickey and......
• You might be an Animaniacs fan if... you've tried to outdo Yakko's singing of the dictionary by singing the Encylopedia. (Lynxan) you've suspected that your successful friend might be a chicken. (Lynxan) you yell "potty emergency" every time you need to go. ( Deena ) you can sing the words to Wakko's "America"... ...or Yahoo's "World".........
• You might be a gamer if... You don't think of a Russian bazooka when someone says "RPG". You use game stats to describe things in a movie. (Well, Han just blew his Fast-Talk roll) You use game stats to describe things in real life. You laugh yourself silly when you hear the word "Gazebo". The......
• You might be watching too much anime if... Submitted from http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/4563/toomuchanime.htm you can speak intelligently in Japanese about spirits, demons, war, death, tournaments, magic, and profoundly soppy love affairs, but the prospect of buying a movie ticket leaves you tongue-tied. "hai," "baka," and "hentai" come to your lips so easily that sometimes you have difficulty remembering what the......
• You might be from Chicago if... You Might Be From Chicago If... 1. You've ever had to switch from heat to A/C (or vice versa) in the same day. 2. You get extremely irritated when you hear people from other states pronounce the "S" at the end of "Illinois." 3. Grocery stores have bags, not sacks.......

• The kindness of friends in the blogosphere My stuff was stolen A few days ago I wrote on this blog about how my car had been broken into, and that I had about $700 worth of electronics, clothing and gear stolen from me.  Among the items stolen were my Ipod and my digital camera. I was extremely......
• The power of music Music defines the emotion of the heart…healings take place. Chris Finlayson I've gone for long periods of time with very little music and long periods of time with a whole lot of music. Going without music, which is somewhat foreign to me, happened for a variety of reasons: maybe......
• My 10 week old kitten bites and hates any kind of affection. How do i get her to stop biting and harassing us? I got my kitten Mocha from my friend down the street. This was her cats second litter (all girls). My kitty was the prettiest of them all, along with the most playful and the one who sleeps the most. Her mother was a calico and her father was a yellow......
• What Kind of Web-Site Suits Your Business? It's now widely accepted that web-site is essential for any kind of business over Internet. However, before embarking on website design - spend some time on planning. Why do you need a web-site? What are your expectations from it? What is the target audience? How do you blend your......
• MySpace: How Do I Block It?   Many parents fear websites like MySpace while their kids think the cyber neighborhood is way cooler than the brick and mortar homes next door.    A parent’s first instincts may be to block websites like MySpace; simply make sure their children never go near it.  Out of sight, out......

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