• going 4-wheeling means your old lady has her own bike.
• your gloves don’t have any fingers.
• you prefer to pee outside.
• your beer preference is BEER.
• you treat your leather better than your woman.
• you wash your bike more than you wash yourself.
• rock-and-roll is the only kind of music.
• you think Jack Daniels is your best friend.
• you ride instead of walk down the aisle.
• you pass out with a beer in your hand without spilling a drop, and finish drinking it when you wake up in the morning.

• You might be a caffeine addict if... you think sleep is for the weak.  you've just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o'clock, just so "the milk doesn't go bad over the weekend" (Naz) you believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable. you have a website......
• You might be Filipino if... you don't see a problem with spaghetti [with sauce], white rice, and fried chicken on the same plate. you take brownies to non-Filipino potluck dinners. you have a cartful of corned beef during a sale. you say kutex instead of nail polish. you are stumped when asked what kind......
• Your band might be a sell-out if... Your band might be a sell-out if..... 1. Music you wrote and recorded is constantly heard on top 40 radio. 2. You see yourself on MTV more than once a week. 3. You have more female fans than male fans. 4. You went to a mall and saw at least......
• You might be a spammer if... You put tracking/randomization numbers in your subject lines: Cash-flow-74002006 Your entire message body is composed of images, without any description text. gmail can't seem to "preview in html" the pdf you attached. Your sender name includes one of the following words: panel, notice, meds, travel, survey Note: I said......
• You might be addicted to Twitter if... There is a bird-chirping noise coming from your computer every minute or so. You refer to people as @nickname outside of Twitter (seek help if you refer to them that way in real life) People have threatened to un-friend you on Facebook because you have the Twitter app turned......
• You might be a bachelor if... *  you eat frozen pizza without microwaving it. ( you can cook those things? ) * you use a stapler to adjust the length of your trousers. ( Bert van Viegen, viegen ) * you get your furniture out of the clean up pile and then brag about how it......

• Texas Bishop Includes "Celiac" in Special "Swine Flue Directive"   In a special "Directive" released to the press yesterday...
• Enjoyable And Cheap Ways To Get Your Exercise This is a guest post from Money Beagle, who writes...
• Training Tips for Beginners Who Race for Fun There is a large variety of athletes who participate in...
• Walking and Cycling Holidays for Heart Body and Soul If you are a nature lover and you enjoy walking...
• How to Get Ready for the Skiing Season [/caption]With the winter months rolling around and the northern hemisphere...
• More Children Bike Competitively The popularity of biking in America has meant an increase...

An oldie from the first days of YouMightBe.com…

• you spend so much money on beanies that you can’t afford beans.
• you tease your grandmother about being addicted to her online bingo games as you transfer money into your new Beanie Baby checking account (because it just ”makes it easier”).
• you kick out your grandmother so the beanies can have their own room.
• someone asks you how many kids you have, and you answer, “1030… but some are doubles.” ( SlipStream )
• whenever McDonalds has Beanies, you run from one McDonalds to another just to get the full set. ( Michele )
• you hold up the line at McDonald’s for twelve minutes and seventeen seconds arguing with the cashier who says they are of a particular beanie baby.
• you knock over 5 old people just trying to reach the beanie aisle.
• you actually consider sleeping with that teenage cashier at McDonalds just so you can get all of the stupid things. (Visitor Submission)
• if you and your coworkers take turns faking sick so that you can be in line to purchase the newest Beanie Babies… (Trippin’ Daisy)
• On Beanie Babies day at the ballpark you take 30 kids, pay for all their tickets, and require them to give their Beanie Babies to you after you go through the gate (actually happened). (Japkin)
• you’ve ever assaulted someone just so you could have first pick of the beanie babies.
• whenever McDonald’s has them, everyone in the house gets a Happy Meal.

• You might be from Wisconsin if... This is an old submission from around 10 years ago or more... you have gotten frostbitten and sunburned all in the same week. you have more miles on your snowblower than your car. you owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car. you refer to the Packers as......
• You might be in the army if... *  hoah! is your answer to every question in life. (jlewis) * you make your kids pull fireguard and cq. * your family's favorite hair style is a high and tight. * you wont let your wife go to the px because the laundry room failed inspection. * you have......
• You might be a bad customer if... you instruct the bartender on how to make a drink because, very loudly, you explain "That's how they make them at MY country club." Then you wait to receive your .19 cents in change and don't tip. you go into a convenience store and buy a pack of gum......
• Diary of an AOL User One of my favorites from long ago. July 18 I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it's the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd better hold onto it in case they don't ever send me another. I can't connect. I......
• You might be from Michigan if... You might be from Michigan if... 1. You're in a foul mood for days if the Red Wings loose a game. 2. You know what Greenfield Village is. 3. You party in Canada on the weekends. 4. You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees out. 5. You don't find sleeping......
• You might be a nurse if... your friends call you for medical advice. ( lloyd , avatarj@mindspring.com ) discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you (Mary) you have the bladder capacity of five people you have your weekends off planned for a year in advance you believe that "ask-a-nurse" is an......

• Nine Tips for Buying Cars on Craigslist Since it was founded in 1995, Craigslist has become one...
• Are You Ready to Retire? Will this become the ultimate question for baby boomers: Am...
• Shopping Fun Facts - The Day After Thanksgiving Black Friday - is the name given to the busy...
• 10 Summer Fun Activities For Your Kids One more week until schools out and then the fun...
• Teach Your Kids about Money Management It is never too early to teach your children the...
• Baby Development Milestones at Week 4 The fourth week, when it comes to baby development milestones,...

• you instruct the bartender on how to make a drink because, very loudly, you explain “That’s how they make them at MY country club.” Then you wait to receive your .19 cents in change and don’t tip.
• you go into a convenience store and buy a pack of gum with a $100 bill then get mad if the cashier can’t give you the right change.
• you insist that it’s the cashiers job to tell you where the coupon is and have them tear it out for you, then complain to the manager when they don’t comply (and yes this happens almost daily…) ( Sin )
• you try on the lingerie without any undergarments, and ask the sales associate to give you feedback. (Angela Edwards)
• you call employees by their first name just because they wear a name tag. ( TiffanyC )
• you insist that lines don’t pertain to you and proceed to push past everyone else to get to the head of the line, because *you’re* the special one. ( apostrophess )
• you escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items or less” lane.
• you walk into a store at 10 minutes to close not knowing what you want and don’t decide for another 30 minutes.
• you yell out what a GREAT TIPPER you are. ( janicexxwxx )
• you *return* the coffee because it’s too hot. ( Jorge D )
• you order water with extra lemon (as if it was supposed to come with lemon).
• you ask for a discount. No reason specified, just that you should get one. (Dave Tibbs)
• you get annoyed if a hardware store, etc., does not have the most obscure component in stock, despite the fact that they haven’t sold one in over 20 years. (Dave Tibbs)
• if you buy 10 cent candy to break a 20 
• you have to separate transactions for two 2/$1.00 candy bars (but then how would I know how much they are apiece?)
• you think the Pre-pay sign on the gas pump is for everyone but you.
• you ask for a bag, big printed receipt, etc, when you feel you have been overcharged for something because you want to get the most out of the company. (Dave Tibbs)
• You can’t read the signs or coupons correctly, insisting you’re right and all the employees are wrong.
• While standing in front of the huge of TVs, you ask a salesman, “Is this all the TVs you have?” (Melissa R.)
• You dare ask for a discount at a restaraunt because your kids didn’t like thier food after they showed their dislike by throwing said food on the walls and the floor (this realy happened) (Melissa R.)
• you chew out the manager of the local McDonald’s for not cleaning up the place, while meanwhile, your kids proceed to launch ketchup packets at each other.
• you pay anything / everything in small change (especially pennies)

• You might be taking the beanie babies thing too far if... An oldie from the first days of YouMightBe.com... you spend so much money on beanies that you can't afford beans. you tease your grandmother about being addicted to her online bingo games as you transfer money into your new Beanie Baby checking account (because it just "makes it easier"). you kick out your grandmother so......
• You might be a nurse if... your friends call you for medical advice. ( lloyd , avatarj@mindspring.com ) discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you (Mary) you have the bladder capacity of five people you have your weekends off planned for a year in advance you believe that "ask-a-nurse" is an......
• You might be a computer geek if... This was inspired by a site that apparently no longer exists.  I'm starting this one from scratch. you rejoice at the trend toward DRM-free mp3s on Amazon, iTunes, etc... you're a card-carrying member of the EFF when you have to write with a pen, you find yourself using the Palm......
• You might be a coffee snob if... -you heat the coffee mug before pouring your coffee -you brew your own coffee at work -...from fresh ground whole beans -...stored in a climate and humidity-controlled environment -...in your own coffee maker -you refuse to patronize Starbucks since they simplified their daytime brew offering. -...and you know the name......
• You might be a teacher if... you have an overwhelming urge to nod and say, "Now I understand why your kid is the way they are," after meeting the parents. you've ever said "Put that gum on your nose!" ...outside of the classroom. you can't have children because there is no name you can think......
• You might be from New Jersey if... you've been seriously injured at Action Park. you know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York(usually The Bronx)or Texas. you don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." you know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." you've ordered a hard roll......

• Got Money Questions? 3 Sites You Need to Check Out I do a ton of reading in my free time,...
• Weekly Round-Up: Post Holiday Sickness Edition Well, it's official: I'm sick.  I probably shouldn't be too...
• Don’t Wait Till They Leave the Nest, Teach Your Kids Money Management Now A good friend of mine has two kids, a daughter...
• US Currency and Your Child’s Coin Collection (Pros & Cons) If you are thinking about getting your child started on...
• More Adventures as a Shopping Skeptic I had two interesting experiences this past week-end as a...
• “4 Upgrades That Waste Your Money” – I Think Not The following is a post by staff writer Crystal at...