“Hoof Hearted in the winner’s circle.”
- You might be in the army if... you might be in the army if... after your Army boyfriend asks you a question ending with, Hooah?? You talk to your mom and dad and say: roger and negative with each question they ask. You are discharged from the Army and still drop and push 10 out when you......
- Diary of an AOL User One of my favorites from long ago. July 18 I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it's the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd better hold onto it in case they don't ever send me another. I can't connect. I......
- You might be a Buffy Junkie if... You might be a buffy junkie if... # Own a full set of at least one season of Buffy cards # Are always relating everyday situations back to a Buffy episode # Can describe in full detail the relationship between Buffy and Spike from beginning to end # Know what......
- You might be a computer geek if... This was inspired by a site that apparently no longer exists. I'm starting this one from scratch. you rejoice at the trend toward DRM-free mp3s on Amazon, iTunes, etc... you're a card-carrying member of the EFF when you have to write with a pen, you find yourself using the Palm......
- You might be a caffeine addict if... you think sleep is for the weak. you've just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o'clock, just so "the milk doesn't go bad over the weekend" (Naz) you believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable. you have a website......
- You might be from New Jersey if... you've been seriously injured at Action Park. you know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York(usually The Bronx)or Texas. you don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." you know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." you've ordered a hard roll......