Archive for February, 2009

You might be taking the beanie babies thing too far if…

An oldie from the first days of YouMightBe.com… you spend so much money on beanies that you can’t afford beans. you kick out your grandmother so the beanies can have their own room. someone asks you how many kids you have, and you answer, “1030… but some are doubles.” ( SlipStream ) whenever McDonalds has […]


You might be a nurse if…

your friends call you for medical advice. ( lloyd , avatarj@mindspring.com ) discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you (Mary) you have the bladder capacity of five people you have your weekends off planned for a year in advance you believe that “ask-a-nurse” is an evil plot thought up by satan […]


You might be a computer geek if…

This was inspired by a site that apparently no longer exists.  I’m starting this one from scratch. you rejoice at the trend toward DRM-free mp3s on Amazon, iTunes, etc… you’re a card-carrying member of the EFF when you have to write with a pen, you find yourself using the Palm Graffiti characters. (Scott K. McGrath) […]


You might be a Twitter Spammer if…

(Tip:  To report spam, follow @spam on Twitter and then direct message the @username – e..g., “d spam @spammer”) You @-reply people you don’t follow with links. You still have the default avatar (Hint to anyone who hasn’t yet) You have been suspended on a regular basis: “Sorry, the account you were headed to has […]