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  • You might be a spammer if... You put tracking/randomization numbers in your subject lines: Cash-flow-74002006 Your entire message body is composed of images, without any description text. gmail can't seem to "preview in html" the pdf you attached. Your sender name includes one of the following words: panel, notice, meds, travel, survey Note: I said......
  • (More) You might be a band geek if... ...one time, you went to band camp and came back with a girlfriend. ...you actually like wearing your marching uniform. ...you have your band director on speed dial. ...you have your band director as an emergency contact. (...but what if you're at band camp??) ...you have your high band teacher's......
  • Two (un)romantic poems The following are entries to a contest by The   Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic  poem...except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line  was romantic. 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful  wife: Marrying you screwed up my  life.......
  • you might be a Sorg if.... 1. you have a big family 2. you hate when they say your name wrong like sorge or surge 3. your mother calls you your brothers or sisters names on a daily basis 4. when you go anywhere and no one has to be told what your name is they......
  • You might be a Buffy Junkie if... You might be a buffy junkie if... # Own a full set of at least one season of Buffy cards # Are always relating everyday situations back to a Buffy episode # Can describe in full detail the relationship between Buffy and Spike from beginning to end # Know what......

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  • You might be a high school freshman if... You might be a freshman in highschool if... 1. You sign up for every club available. 2. You make a point of dressing like and acting like the social group you wish to infiltrate... 3. ...and habitually walk by their "spot" an average of 12.5694 times each lunch... 4. ...buying......
  • You might be from Michigan if... You might be from Michigan if... 1. You're in a foul mood for days if the Red Wings loose a game. 2. You know what Greenfield Village is. 3. You party in Canada on the weekends. 4. You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees out. 5. You don't find sleeping......
  • You might be an accountant if... your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card. you refer to your child as Deduction 214 3. you deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses" at the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation. you decide to change your name to a......
  • Drunk needs a push GOTTA  LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE    A man, and his wife are awakened at 3  o'clock in the morning by  loud pounding on the  door.   The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken  stranger,   standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a  push.......
  • Two (un)romantic poems The following are entries to a contest by The   Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic  poem...except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line  was romantic. 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful  wife: Marrying you screwed up my  life.......

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