• you eat the M&Ms in color order.
• you fold your dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper.
• From Miranda:
  • you have to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order by size.
  • you have all your canned goods organized by type, flavor, and use.
  • and they’re all facing the front.
  • all you books, CDs, and movies have to be alphabetical order.
• you require no less than 200 threads per inch on your sheets. (Peggy)
• …and they are tucked so tightly that you really could bounce a quarter on them.
• you alphabetize your spices. ( Bert )
• you actually bother trying to convince someone that the 3rd millenium hasn’t begun yet (or that it *has* begun).
• you organize your closet by color, season, and fabric. ( Jennifer )
• you flame every person who sent you email because the emails weren’t spelled correctly or gramatically correct.
• you remove the tires to wash inside the wheel-wells of your vehicle. (Pat)
• you collect the little postcards in magazine issues…
• …for recycling.
• every e-mail reply that you send has been through a grammar checker…
• …and you correct the original message.
• you’re on a “calorie-counting” diet and you count the calories in the hot sauce on your “Big Beef Burrito Supreme”
• you fold up take-out food wrappers and neatly place them in a package before throwing it in the trash.

• If operating systems ran your car. Posted to: alt.folklore.computers From: David Zykin Date: Thurs, Nov 3 1994 3:02 am MS-DOS:  You get in the car and try to remember where you put your keys. Windows:  You get in the car and drive to the store very slowly, because attached to the back of the car is......
• You might be an Animaniacs fan if... you've tried to outdo Yakko's singing of the dictionary by singing the Encylopedia. (Lynxan) you've suspected that your successful friend might be a chicken. (Lynxan) you yell "potty emergency" every time you need to go. ( Deena ) you can sing the words to Wakko's "America"... ...or Yahoo's "World".........
• "Shit Happens" from a Social Media Perspective Foursquare: I am mayor of this toilet. Tumblr: Whoa...  somebody didn't flush their shit.  Hey, everybody, check this out! StumbleUpon: Post your toilet and have random people shit in it. Digg: You:  This shit is awesome.  Others:  I'm going to bury your shit. LinkedIn: Excellent at making sure I flush......
• You might be making your coworkers uncomfortable if... (See also Grumpy Coworker) you ask your black coworkers why their people are always trying to keep the white man down. you openly discuss your menstrual cycle. If someone points out the fact that you're a man, bring them up on sexual harassment charges. you push your desk away from......
• You might be a caffeine addict if... you think sleep is for the weak.  you've just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o'clock, just so "the milk doesn't go bad over the weekend" (Naz) you believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable. you have a website......
• You might be from Los Angeles if... This list is from the mid-90s as obvious from the third item... you know it's best not to be on the 405 at 4:05 pm. getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes". EVERYONE you know owns a pager and/or cell......

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