- Author: Thomas
- Published: Jan 25th, 2008
- Category: You Might Be Humor List
- Comments: None
Tags: anal-retentive
- you eat the M&Ms in color order.
- you fold your dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper.
- From Miranda:
- you have to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order by size.
- you have all your canned goods organized by type, flavor, and use.
- and they’re all facing the front.
- all you books, CDs, and movies have to be alphabetical order.
- you require no less than 200 threads per inch on your sheets. (Peggy)
- …and they are tucked so tightly that you really could bounce a quarter on them.
- you alphabetize your spices. ( Bert )
- you actually bother trying to convince someone that the 3rd millenium hasn’t begun yet (or that it *has* begun).
- you organize your closet by color, season, and fabric. ( Jennifer )
- you flame every person who sent you email because the emails weren’t spelled correctly or gramatically correct.
- you remove the tires to wash inside the wheel-wells of your vehicle. (Pat)
- you collect the little postcards in magazine issues…
- …for recycling.
- every e-mail reply that you send has been through a grammar checker…
- …and you correct the original message.
- you’re on a “calorie-counting” diet and you count the calories in the hot sauce on your “Big Beef Burrito Supreme”
- you fold up take-out food wrappers and neatly place them in a package before throwing it in the trash.
Tags: anal-retentive
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Chan Elson
on Nov 2nd, 2009
@ 9:41 pm:
lol. You mean you’re not supposed to alphebitize your spice rack?
Kelkat
on Feb 19th, 2010
@ 4:06 pm:
The ‘r’ is missing from what should be ‘your’ in the sentence, “all you books, CDs, and movies have to be alphabetical order.”