You might be a math geek if the answer to every question in life is the limit does not exist.

• (More) You might be a band geek if... ...one time, you went to band camp and came back with a girlfriend. ...you actually like wearing your marching uniform. ...you have your band director on speed dial. ...you have your band director as an emergency contact. (...but what if you're at band camp??) ...you have your high band teacher's......
• You might be Irish if... You might be Irish if... --There are a statue of the Blessed Virgin AND a Celtic cross AND a leprechaun in your garden. --At least one brother and more than one male cousin have Patrick as a first or a middle name, or at least one sister and more than......
• You might be from Illinois if... You might be from Illinois if: -you see pizza from other places and wonder why the sauce isn’t on top -you have a fully developed ‘Chicago Walk’ -you aren’t surprised when your weekend activites include drinking with your friends in just a number of various locations -you know how to......
• You might be from Michigan if... You might be from Michigan if... 1. You're in a foul mood for days if the Red Wings loose a game. 2. You know what Greenfield Village is. 3. You party in Canada on the weekends. 4. You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees out. 5. You don't find sleeping......
• You might be a Twitter Spammer if... (Tip:  To report spam, follow @spam on Twitter and then direct message the @username - e..g., "d spam @spammer") You still have the default avatar (Hint to anyone who hasn't yet) You have been suspended on a regular basis: "Sorry, the account you were headed to has been suspended due......

• If operating systems ran your car. Posted to: alt.folklore.computers From: David Zykin Date: Thurs, Nov 3 1994 3:02 am MS-DOS:  You get in the car and try to remember where you put your keys. Windows:  You get in the car and drive to the store very slowly, because attached to the back of the car is......
• (More) You might be a gamer if... You've counted how many things on this list matches up with you You check out this whole list to see if they're missing anything, so that you could add your own idea Every time you don't understand something on this list, you google it or check it from Wikipedia ...And......
• You know you're from Ohio if... You know you're from Ohio if... -You don't think of Florida first when someone mentions Miami. -You snicker when someone's from Tiffin, because you think of the State Hospital. -You think Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange! -You've heard of 3.2% beer. -Schools close for the state basketball......
• IT Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four hundred and seventy-two. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle... Q: How many technical support personnel does it take to change a light bulb? A: We have an exact copy......
• You might be a runner if... http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?board=1&id=9545&thread=9545 ...your toenails are black. ...your shoes have more miles on them than your car does. ...you need a magnifying glass to see your name in the paper. ...you have chafing in strange places. ...people say, "You run three miles...at once?" ...all your socks are either stained or torn. ...your......

• Happy Labor Day For those readers in the US, I wish you all a happy Labor Day. Take this well earned time off and spend it with your family and friends. Relax, watch a ballgame, grill out, or do whatever you want. It's your day! For those of you working to keep us......
• Books, books, books Life has been so busy lately with extra things on top of regular things that my reading has gone somewhat by the wayside. I love to read when there is something interesting to read! All of a sudden interesting books are falling out of the woodwork, and I haven't finished......
• FICO Score Not Estimator Of True Wealth It looks like Fair Isaac is reacting to this recent lending debacle by improving on its formula for creating the almighty FICO score.  Habitual late-payers will be more heavily penalized, while those of us with the occasional 1-30 day late payment will be spared a few points to the negative. ......
• A Brain Injury Can Happen To Anyone Brain injuries are the leading cause of death and disability world-wide.  Despite these statistics, and the high percentage of these injuries in comparison to other life-threatening illnesses, there is less funding provided.  There are also fewer services available for the survivors. Very few people understand the problems associated with injuries......
• What to Do If You Get in a Car Accident If you find yourself in a car accident, here’s what to do to protect yourself and make sure that everything gets taken care of.Be Prepared. Always carry a cell-phone with you when you’re driving, as well as ak it that includes a pen and paper to take notes with, a......

• You might be a computer geek if... This was inspired by a site that apparently no longer exists.  I'm starting this one from scratch. you rejoice at the trend toward DRM-free mp3s on Amazon, iTunes, etc... you're a card-carrying member of the EFF when you have to write with a pen, you find yourself using the Palm......
• you might be a Sorg if.... 1. you have a big family 2. you hate when they say your name wrong like sorge or surge 3. your mother calls you your brothers or sisters names on a daily basis 4. when you go anywhere and no one has to be told what your name is they......
• More You Might be from New Jersey if... You might be from New Jersey if... -you know what "Quick Check" is -you hang out at said "Quick Check" in the parking lot with your friends doing absoutely nothing and talking about what you are going to do to your car next so you can drag race it better.......
• You might be a nurse if... your friends call you for medical advice. ( lloyd , avatarj@mindspring.com ) discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you (Mary) you have the bladder capacity of five people you have your weekends off planned for a year in advance you believe that "ask-a-nurse" is an......
• More You Might be from Florida if... You know what Malfunction Junction is. You know the latitude and longitude of every tropical wave. Of all the bad four-letter words, WIND is the worst. you never have more than 20 dollars worth of food in yourr freezer you think your hall closet or saferoom as cozy you can......

• Why Your Next Mattress Will Never Be FREE. You know you have heard the ads on the radio and TV..."We'll beat any advertised price or your mattress is FREEEEE!". Annoying, huh? Sometimes funny, but getting old the longer they run on the air. Anyway, you might have heard that ad at some point and thought about going to......
• 2007 FiFi Awards Finalists Announced The Fragrance Foundation has announced the top five finalists in each of 20 award categories on Friday, April 27th. "The winners will be presented at the 35th Annual FiFi Awards & Celebration event on Thursday May 31st in the Winter Garden at The World Financial Center in New York......
• Lighthouse Trailer Resort and Marina, Big Bear Lake, CA Lighthouse Trailer Resort and Marina is located on Big Bear Lake in Big Bear City, CA Phone: 909.866.9464 Average Water Depth: The water levels at Big Bear Lake do change quite a bit. We recommend calling the marina for more information before you arrive. Is there a marine stand by......
• City Mall Chaos Since the snow started to melt Jordanians filled the streets with their cars as if they were in prison or as if we won the World Cup of something and I was one of those frustrated Jordanians of staying home for two days, so I went with some friends to......
• The market needs nothing Today was another lousy day for the Dow stocks (except for Johnson and Johnson (JNJ), the only winner).  In one article there was an interesting comment:"Yes, the market would probably move dramatically higher if they made a cut," said Linda Duessel, market strategist at Federated Investors in Pittsburgh. "But I......

• Puns from the Inbox 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much Pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whisky maker -......
• You might be a computer geek if... This was inspired by a site that apparently no longer exists.  I'm starting this one from scratch. you rejoice at the trend toward DRM-free mp3s on Amazon, iTunes, etc... you're a card-carrying member of the EFF when you have to write with a pen, you find yourself using the Palm......
• You might be a fanfic writer if... * You have ever gone to a movie with notebooks and pens for taking notes on the scenes. * You can find slash elements anywhere * You have ever written a PWP ...for a children's cartoon. (NOT Anime) * You're over 30, and can honestly admit that you're buying the......
• Drunk needs a push GOTTA  LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE    A man, and his wife are awakened at 3  o'clock in the morning by  loud pounding on the  door.   The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken  stranger,   standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a  push.......
• you might be a Sorg if.... 1. you have a big family 2. you hate when they say your name wrong like sorge or surge 3. your mother calls you your brothers or sisters names on a daily basis 4. when you go anywhere and no one has to be told what your name is they......

• Inspiration from my Spam folder: Autopilot Profits It's handy that you don't need your own site, staff, writing, customers, anything. I'm not really sure where the money comes from. Maybe it's like on Office Space, where they're capturing those tiny fractions of cents. Or a scam......
• Innocence and Bliss Is there truly anything more special, more pure, than the youth of this world? What a joy we used to be.  What a world it is when viewed through the eyes of a innocent child.  How can we recapture that perspective? Borrowing from John Lennon... can you imagine... just imagine......
• Royal Jordanian Airline joke A young lawyer on a business trip, in the lounge at Heathrow Terminal 3 waiting his next flight, he noticed a really beautiful lady reading a book next to him. He thought to himself: 'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work......
• MOTHERS : What Do 'Real Mothers' Do?? So , during an afternoon of  'women and motherhood' discussion with myself and my daughter (the still a little shell shocked mother of a year and a half old son and 3 year old daughter) my niece, pregnant with her first baby, bravely, if not a bit naively, gave us......
• How to Have Fun Running (Gulp!) Many people have a love/hate relationship with running. It's a highly polarizing activity, as many people find it the most difficult, laborious type of exercise, and others find it the most freeing, liberating exercise possible. Where do you lie? And have you ever wondered how some people could actually have......