- You put tracking/randomization numbers in your subject lines: Cash-flow-74002006
- Your entire message body is composed of images, without any description text.
- gmail can’t seem to “preview in html” the pdf you attached.
- Your sender name includes one of the following words: panel, notice, meds, travel, survey
- Note: I said SENDER, not subject. A legitimate sender would at least give me a real “from” address.
- Your e-mail utilizes horribly bad English in ALL CAPS.
- Your e-mail doesn’t use English at all.
- Your e-mail doesn’t even use the Latin alphabet (Cyrillic, Chinese, etc… instead)
- You put the $ sign in the wrong place and use a period for a 1000s separator (10.000$)
- You specify US for the $ amount.
- You can’t manage to correctly spell the name of the product you’re selling me.
- You write in HAX0r
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