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you might be a Sorg if….

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1. you have a big family

2. you hate when they say your name wrong like sorge or surge

3. your mother calls you your brothers or sisters names on a daily basis

4. when you go anywhere and no one has to be told what your name is they all ready know.

5. your outgoing and athletic

6. sports are your life

7. you have alot of kids

8. you have to many relatives

9. are a party animal

10. love to drink and have a eye for a good time

11. have had a lot of girl/ boyfriends

12. have a birthday in the family almost every day of the year

13. is a pac rat

14.  you hide your girl/boyfriend as long a possible from the family

15. you love to gossip

16. your smile , hair, and body is what people see when they look at you

17. you can make up redneck jokes about your family on a drop of a hat

18. don’t like to spend money, when you don’t have it

19. mother is over protective about who you marry

20. you dont shy away from the names jane,marie, john, carol, edward, aldorf, or johan.

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