1. you have a big family
2. you hate when they say your name wrong like sorge or surge
3. your mother calls you your brothers or sisters names on a daily basis
4. when you go anywhere and no one has to be told what your name is they all ready know.
5. your outgoing and athletic
6. sports are your life
7. you have alot of kids
8. you have to many relatives
9. are a party animal
10. love to drink and have a eye for a good time
11. have had a lot of girl/ boyfriends
12. have a birthday in the family almost every day of the year
13. is a pac rat
14. you hide your girl/boyfriend as long a possible from the family
15. you love to gossip
16. your smile , hair, and body is what people see when they look at you
17. you can make up redneck jokes about your family on a drop of a hat
18. don’t like to spend money, when you don’t have it
19. mother is over protective about who you marry
20. you dont shy away from the names jane,marie, john, carol, edward, aldorf, or johan.
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