YouMightBe.com’s humor lists

…you have memorized the first 10000 digits of pi…  BACKWARDS.

…your nick/screenname/handle was cunningly contrived to be non-game specific (fulongamer)

…you haven’t checked the milk in your fridge in 3 weeks.

…you really haven’t noticed the smell yet.

…you actually use the smell as descriptive text in adventures.

Your TV has been on Comedy Central for so long that just the image has burned into the lower right corner of the screen.

…you ever farted on an airline and caused it to make an emergency landing.

…you spend more money on your wife’s hair products than you do your child’s education.