…one time, you went to band camp and came back with a girlfriend.
…you actually like wearing your marching uniform.
…you have your band director on speed dial.
…you have your band director as an emergency contact. (…but what if you’re at band camp??)
…you have your high band teacher’s home AND cell numbers on speed dial.
…you name your instrument.
…you cried when you found out you couldn’t be in band.
…you tell your friends its a band thing and they understand.
…you’ve dated everyone in the band and wonder if you’ll ever have another date again.
…you think Louie Louie is the best song ever.
…playing star down with the drum major isn’t fun anymore.
…you direct the songs on the radio.
…you know (from experience) that the band director is always right.
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