Archive for December, 2006

You might be a bad driver if…

you’ve ever offered someone inordinate sums of money for the damage because if the insurance company hears about one more accident… your friends would rather walk five miles barefoot on asfault in 110 degree heat than accept a ride from you. you go to leave the frat party stone sober and your roomate still insists […]


(More) You might be a band geek if…

…one time, you went to band camp and came back with a girlfriend. …you actually like wearing your marching uniform. …you have your band director on speed dial. …you have your band director as an emergency contact. (…but what if you’re at band camp??) …you have your high band teacher’s home AND cell numbers on […]