…you’ve seen Talladega Nights more than 3 times.

• Drunk needs a push GOTTA  LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE    A man, and his wife are awakened at 3  o'clock in the morning by  loud pounding on the  door.   The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken  stranger,   standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a  push.......
• You might be a Buffy Junkie if... You might be a buffy junkie if... # Own a full set of at least one season of Buffy cards # Are always relating everyday situations back to a Buffy episode # Can describe in full detail the relationship between Buffy and Spike from beginning to end # Know what......
• Two (un)romantic poems The following are entries to a contest by The   Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic  poem...except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line  was romantic. 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful  wife: Marrying you screwed up my  life.......
• Two (un)romantic poems The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was romantic. 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.......
• You might be anal-retentive if... you eat the M&Ms in color order. you fold your dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper. From Miranda: you have to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order by size. you have all your canned goods organized by type, flavor, and......

• Income Opportunity for NASCAR Fans [ad#ads] Income Opportunity for NASCAR Fans You love NASCAR racing so well, you wake up each day with a smile on your face, knowing that there is a sport called NASCAR to brighten even your gloomiest days. You are tired after a pressure-packed day of work, but your NASCAR collectibles......

• You might be a nurse if... your friends call you for medical advice. ( lloyd , avatarj@mindspring.com ) discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you (Mary) you have the bladder capacity of five people you have your weekends off planned for a year in advance you believe that "ask-a-nurse" is an......
• You might be from Seattle if... I saw this on-line and did not see a link here. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation You throw an aluminum can in the trash and feel guilty You use the word "sun breaks", and know what it means You can’t wait for a day with "Showers and......
• You might be a history major if... You might be a history major if.... 1. You find yourself correcting your parents on their history (especially since the last history class they had was in high school...apparently, my dad thinks that Frank Lloyd Wright was one of the Wright Bros.). 2. You find yourself correcting YOUR PROFESSORS on......
• You might be a bad cook if... you call your mother to ask how long to boil cabbage to make cole slaw. (Geet) you look in a cookbook to find out how to boil water. the smoke alarm beeps if you even walk near the stove. (Marc R) you turn the bowl of rice casserole upside......
• If Operating Systems were Airlines If Operating Systems were Airlines DOS AIR: All the passengers go out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the air, hop on, and jump off when it hits the ground again. Then they grab the plane again, push it back into the......

• Auto Insurance Quotes Dos and Don'ts Auto insurance quotes are no different from numerous other commodities for which you do online shopping. Astute consumers who spend the time performing their due diligence can save thousands of dollars on insurance premiums over the long term. So how about these few tips to make the shopping process easier?......
• The Uncle Sam All-Risk Insurance Company is Back in Action Our Best Wishes to the Good Folks in Galveston, Texas  To everyone in Texas who suffered a personal loss from Hurricane Ike, Mr. ToughMoneyLove extends you sympathy and hope for a rapid recovery.  I also hope that you have excellent insurance and that you are current on your premiums.   I......
• Top 5 Industries For a Down Market Not many jobs out there are recession proof.  Some are more at risk than others.  If you work in the industry that started the recession like I do then your job security can be in even more danger.  My list below is not a recommendation for a career change, but......
• Car insurance calls I made a few phone calls earlier this week to our insurance company (USAA) to see if I could reduce our car insurance costs. They were very helpful, listing off potential things that might reduce our rates. In the end, I went with increasing our deductibles by $50, for a......
• Some Tips On Choosing The Right Auto Owners Insurance Company It is easy to get a list of car owners insurance companies by browsing through the Internet and not have to waste time as well as effort in visiting their offices personally. Simply researching on the Internet will throw up a number of options as far as auto owners insurance......

• You might be anal-retentive if... you eat the M&Ms in color order. you fold your dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper. From Miranda: you have to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order by size. you have all your canned goods organized by type, flavor, and......
• You might be an accountant if... your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card. you refer to your child as Deduction 214 3. you deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses" at the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation. you decide to change your name to a......
• You might be a spammer if... You put tracking/randomization numbers in your subject lines: Cash-flow-74002006 Your entire message body is composed of images, without any description text. gmail can't seem to "preview in html" the pdf you attached. Your sender name includes one of the following words: panel, notice, meds, travel, survey Note: I said......
• Puns from the Inbox 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much Pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whisky maker -......
• You might be a Twitter Spammer if... (Tip:  To report spam, follow @spam on Twitter and then direct message the @username - e..g., "d spam @spammer") You still have the default avatar (Hint to anyone who hasn't yet) You have been suspended on a regular basis: "Sorry, the account you were headed to has been suspended due......

• Cow Capitalism Cow capitalism Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.You sell them and retire on the income. Enron Venture Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit......
• You might be a cheapskate if... I'm wondering if this was submitted by a soon-to-be ex-wife: You might be a cheapskate if...... 1. You concentrate on lowest prices than quality of an item. 2. You've ever went Christmas shopping at Goodwill. 3. You bought your wife her anniversary present at a yard sale. 4. Your brand......
• More You Might be from New Jersey if... You might be from New Jersey if... -you know what "Quick Check" is -you hang out at said "Quick Check" in the parking lot with your friends doing absoutely nothing and talking about what you are going to do to your car next so you can drag race it better.......
• You might be a history major if... You might be a history major if.... 1. You find yourself correcting your parents on their history (especially since the last history class they had was in high school...apparently, my dad thinks that Frank Lloyd Wright was one of the Wright Bros.). 2. You find yourself correcting YOUR PROFESSORS on......
• If Operating Systems Ran Your Brain If operating systems ran your brain Windows for brains: --------- You  think about one of any number of things at anyone time  but only for a short amount of time because then your mind goes blank as  you  encounter a "general  protection fault" and  as  a  last resort you have......

• Alternative Income Streams Progress - June 2007 I'm a few days late on this on this usual alternative income update, but I wanted to get those money questions answered. While we are on the topic of money questions, I'll give you and update on my answer tomorrow. You may have noticed that I updated the chart in......
• Who Knew?? When I was in India I was shocked that the credit (and debit) card receipts at the ATMs were displaying information that could make it easier for someone to access my account and steal money. (see SprangleBlog post) At the time, I thought the issue did not exist in the......
• New online resource from H&R Block Our sponsor H&R Block has a new online tax time resource over at Digits.hrblock.com.  The folks over there are hoping to add a little multimedia pizazz to this year's tax season.  Here are some of the features from that site that I found worthwhile or fun: Life Support Podcasts --......
• Tax Rebates For Bush's Stimulus Plan Begin In May Here is the schedule for Bush's 2008 economic stimulus tax rebate.  To be eligible for the full rebate, single filers must have a 2007 Adjusted Gross Income below $75,000 and joint filers must have an AGI below $175,000. Direct Deposit Payment If the last 2 digits of your SS# are: Your......
• Two More Technology Purchases In the past I had mentioned buying a GPS system as well as a travel computer. Just this past week, I've made two more technology purchases - each at least three digits. I've wanted an iRobot Roomba since they were first announced. Boston Gal fueled the desire even more with......