(More) You might be a gamer if…
You’ve counted how many things on this list matches up with you
You check out this whole list to see if they’re missing anything, so that you could add your own idea
Every time you don’t understand something on this list, you google it or check it from Wikipedia
…And if it wasn’t in Wikipedia, you’ll write one
You name your newborn baby after random name generator
You’re actually gonna do so after reading this!
You’re late from your work or school because you were reading this list
You rather stayed home and finish reading this list and go to sleep after that than going to work/school
You’ve bribed your GM
You don’t understand English but still ask someone to translate this list for you
You find things that appear twice on this list and mail to have one of them removed
You find that because of this your addition was erased, you get angry and write a hate-mail
You hire a hacker to trace who noticed the two same additions and send him hate-mail, or even worse, track him down and give him a hate-speech in real life
You get angry when you hear that D&D elves are shorter than humans
You didn’t believe the previous one and try to find out if it’s true
Nothing on this list matches up with you, but you get interested what RPGs are and become a gamer
Every time you make a sin, you write it up on this list for atonement
And you really consider this as a sin list
…Or a list that has to be performed before you get to the Gamer’s Heaven
You hear some people talking about RPGs in bus or train and you smile at them
Someone smiles at you when you’re talking about RPGs while you’re in a bus or train
You see a movie, gather your gaming group and replay the whole movie with your own ideas
You compete with your character who gets more sex
You tell your non-gamer friend to go work in gaming shop so that you could get discount through him
You got bored of standard races and start to play monster races
You know the difference between 6d4 and 6k4
You’re sad when you notice this list is gonna end at some point
You feel sorry for monsters and run a game where players are monsters and try to beat up the adventurers
