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You’ve counted how many things on this list matches up with you

You check out this whole list to see if they’re missing anything, so that you could add your own idea

Every time you don’t understand something on this list, you google it or check it from Wikipedia

…And if it wasn’t in Wikipedia, you’ll write one

You name your newborn baby after random name generator

You’re actually gonna do so after reading this!

You’re late from your work or school because you were reading this list

You rather stayed home and finish reading this list and go to sleep after that than going to work/school

You’ve bribed your GM

You don’t understand English but still ask someone to translate this list for you

You find things that appear twice on this list and mail to have one of them removed

You find that because of this your addition was erased, you get angry and write a hate-mail

You hire a hacker to trace who noticed the two same additions and send him hate-mail, or even worse, track him down and give him a hate-speech in real life

You get angry when you hear that D&D elves are shorter than humans

You didn’t believe the previous one and try to find out if it’s true

Nothing on this list matches up with you, but you get interested what RPGs are and become a gamer

Every time you make a sin, you write it up on this list for atonement

And you really consider this as a sin list

…Or a list that has to be performed before you get to the Gamer’s Heaven

You hear some people talking about RPGs in bus or train and you smile at them

Someone smiles at you when you’re talking about RPGs while you’re in a bus or train

You see a movie, gather your gaming group and replay the whole movie with your own ideas

You compete with your character who gets more sex

You tell your non-gamer friend to go work in gaming shop so that you could get discount through him

You got bored of standard races and start to play monster races

You know the difference between 6d4 and 6k4

You’re sad when you notice this list is gonna end at some point

You feel sorry for monsters and run a game where players are monsters and try to beat up the adventurers

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