YouMightBe.com's humor lists

A collection of humor lists from user submissions and usenet postings.

You might be from Illinois if…

TAGS: None

You might be from Illinois if:
-you see pizza from other places and wonder why the sauce isn’t on top
-you have a fully developed ‘Chicago Walk’
-you aren’t surprised when your weekend activites include drinking with your friends in just a number of various locations
-you know how to play ‘Pididle’ and know it isn’t a good idea
-you know that Illinois is basically Chicago with a giant farm attached to it
-you yell at people who pronounce the ‘S’
-you think that there are only two seasons
-you and your friends take road trips to the Spam Museum
-you know that you only get on the interstate if you are going to the city, the airports, or out of state

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Netvouz
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • De.lirio.us
  • Reddit
  • StumbleUpon
  • Facebook
  • TwitThis
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Live
  • Technorati
  • Tipd
  • Tumblr
Related Posts
  • You might be a history major if... You might be a history major if.... 1. You find yourself correcting your parents on their history (especially since the last history class they had was in high school...apparently, my dad thinks that Frank Lloyd Wright was one of the Wright Bros.). 2. You find yourself correcting YOUR PROFESSORS on......
  • You might be a teacher if... you have an overwhelming urge to nod and say, "Now I understand why your kid is the way they are," after meeting the parents. you've ever said "Put that gum on your nose!" ...outside of the classroom. you can't have children because there is no name you can think......
  • You might be a cat lover if... your cat has a Twitter account. ...and tweets more often than you. ...and you @mention your cat in your own tweets. you cut your after-work activities short just so you can get home to see your cat. you dare not move a muscle when kitty falls asleep at your......
  • You might be from Wisconsin if... This is an old submission from around 10 years ago or more... you have gotten frostbitten and sunburned all in the same week. you have more miles on your snowblower than your car. you owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car. you refer to the Packers as......
  • You might be from Louisville (KY) if... your "International" airport has only one passenger flight that actually leaves the 48 contiguous U.S. states. (Louisville "would-like-to-be" International Airport) the in-state sports rivalry is paid more attention to than the national championship. you live in an area that occasionally gets considerable snowfalls, floods, and tornadoes, but has no......
  • You might be a nurse if... your friends call you for medical advice. ( lloyd , avatarj@mindspring.com ) discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you (Mary) you have the bladder capacity of five people you have your weekends off planned for a year in advance you believe that "ask-a-nurse" is an......
Blog Traffic Exchange

TAGS: None

  • Shia_bbygrl2

    hey Chicago is really just a really big zip on the top of Illinois most of us can live without it.

© 2009 YouMightBe.com's humor lists. All Rights Reserved.

This blog is powered by Wordpress and Magatheme by Bryan Helmig.