Archive for July, 2006

You know you’re from Ohio if…

You know you’re from Ohio if… -You don’t think of Florida first when someone mentions Miami. -You snicker when someone’s from Tiffin, because you think of the State Hospital. -You think Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange! -You’ve heard of 3.2% beer. -Schools close for the state basketball tournament. Deer season, too. -You’re […]


You might be from Illinois if…

You might be from Illinois if: -you see pizza from other places and wonder why the sauce isn’t on top -you have a fully developed ‘Chicago Walk’ -you aren’t surprised when your weekend activites include drinking with your friends in just a number of various locations -you know how to play ‘Pididle’ and know it […]


If Operating Systems Ran Your Brain

If operating systems ran your brain Windows for brains: ——— You  think about one of any number of things at anyone time  but only for a short amount of time because then your mind goes blank as  you  encounter a “general  protection fault” and  as  a  last resort you have to re-boot your brain. DOS […]


You might be a history major if…

You might be a history major if…. 1. You find yourself correcting your parents on their history (especially since the last history class they had was in high school…apparently, my dad thinks that Frank Lloyd Wright was one of the Wright Bros.). 2. You find yourself correcting YOUR PROFESSORS on their history…and they admit they’re […]